Comuter zombie
on the train from ny penn station to farmingdale 3/26/06 15:40
i was reading "for your eyes only" when i heard a clatter from the seat two rows behind and across the eisle. i looked up from my book and i could hardly believe my eyes a five year old girl was chewing on her mothers face...i was completely unprepaired as i left my ball peen hammer at home (this will never happen again).
i quickly and quietly moved to the front of the car car and made my exit to the next car hoping no matter how much the now two zombies banged at the door they would not be able to open it...i failed my duty to destroy these monsters however after 27 more minutes on the death train i reached my stop and escaped with my life...hopefully the transit authoritie were able to deal with the minor uprising succsessfully.....
posted by Críostóir @ 5:02 AM
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if it weren't for the facts that (a)i love you more than moondust and tacos and (b) that you made a disclaimer long ago about your indifference to grammar and spelling; i would squirm, frizzle and explode because of all of those spelling mistakes. seriously, my insides are churning and burning and i have an inclination to reach for my red pen
Ha...i think if i really wanted to i could have perfect spelling and grammer after all i got an A- in mr sanders summer school english class and an A in senior remedial english (named something more sensitive but i cant recall what).
A.W.O.L absent with out leave NOT official leave
god chris your so lame can you make some more bullshit blogs about stupid shit that no one reads
hey, i read them. make out with me
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