i could be dreaming, baby girl...

the saddest thing about being a zombie is being dreamless among dreamers (i wonder if there is a scientific word for the inability to dream) but maybe it isn't jealousy or envy that propels them to eat brains- maybe they are doing the living a favor. there should be a movie where the zombies actually save the human race from its desperate state by destroying it.anyway, i know this isn't supposed to be about analyizing zombies but i feel like a zombie now cause i just woke and i usually feel so drained after my most vivid dreams then i realized zombies are unable to dream and i felt a little sympathetic

Comuter zombie

on the train from ny penn station to farmingdale 3/26/06 15:40
i was reading "for your eyes only" when i heard a clatter from the seat two rows behind and across the eisle. i looked up from my book and i could hardly believe my eyes a five year old girl was chewing on her mothers face...i was completely unprepaired as i left my ball peen hammer at home (this will never happen again).
i quickly and quietly moved to the front of the car car and made my exit to the next car hoping no matter how much the now two zombies banged at the door they would not be able to open it...i failed my duty to destroy these monsters however after 27 more minutes on the death train i reached my stop and escaped with my life...hopefully the transit authoritie were able to deal with the minor uprising succsessfully.....

Dream

last night i had a dream...
the zombies that were attacking were not trying to eat us they were trying to convert us to zombies...it was quite fritening as they could speak ... thought not very intelligent about it they were more like "come on ya know you want to be a zombie let me bite you its so awesome"

then i had another zombie dream but it was weird and futuristic....something to do with a time locked room i was held up in with a pool in it and some erotic naked zombies.